I’m usually wary about wearing message T’s. Most people who wear them are creeps. You know, the guys you see walking around campus or walking around town with a shirt that says, “Keep staring, I might do a trick!” We’re staring because you look like a psycho-asshole in that damn t-shirt. There’s really no other reason. I opened my closet this morning and weeded...
Is Barack Obama The Next President? →
Find out for yourself.
I wonder how it feels to be looked at by historians as the worst president in American history. Because it’s not like some 17-year-old on Blogger said you were a bad president, historians are saying it. Everyone is saying it, it must be true. But how bad of a feeling is it? Is it a feeling like “I just pooped my pants speaking in front of 200 people and now I have to waddle back to my...
Meme - Classic Movies I've Never Seen
I’ve never seen the Wizard of Oz, Indiana Jones or Casablanca. Your turn Tumblr.
It could be a knife he barbecued with or a knife he murdered someone with.– Dennis Kaufman, step-son of the Zodiac Killer
Football is back
Happy College Football Day everyone
John McCain: Genius or Political Suicide?
There are hundreds, if not thousands of articles flying around right now about whether Sarah Palin was a good pick for VP. Some like the decision, some loathe the decision but one thing remains for sure: this VP pick could either scream, “John McCain is a genius!” or “John McCain is an idiot!” I’d argue the latter. First of all, she calls herself a...
Did I fuck your mom last night? →
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icantdeci.de - Sarah Palin: Hit it or Quit it? →
Michael Ian Black on the VP choice
muppetpants: Let’s see how Sarah Palin balances the McCain ticket: McCain: Really old. Palin: Really young. McCain: Really male. Palin: Really female. McCain: Kind of unattractive. Palin: Kind of attractive. McCain: From a hot state. Palin From a cold state. McCain: Former prisoner of war. Palin: Former beauty queen contestant. McCain: Ran for first congressional seat in 1982. Palin: Won...
Me: McCain picked a chick
McCain's VP pick has extensive vaginal experience
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) True dat.
Wikipedia - Who is Sarah Palin? →
Before you start the posts about Sarah Palin, find a little bit out about her and what she stands for. Then rip her to shreds.
With the montages and biographies that are playing for Obama now and I’m sure will play for McCain at the RNC, doesn’t this all feel a little bit like the end of a reality show where they take a look back at all both candidates have gone through? Yeah, the season finale isn’t until November but tonight feels like that second to last episode where they build it all up. I just...
Foxboro Hottubs - Mother Mary I like Green Day so...
Just to let you know
If McCain chooses Mitt Romney has his VP, McCain’s Mittens jokes will go on ‘til November. GOP, you’ve been warned.
Is Mitt Romney’s real first name Mittens? God I hope so.
McCain/Ridge. I’m calling it. He announces tomorrow his choice for VP.
Honestly, what is Alien Ant Farm doing on my computer? Am I ever going to actually listen to “Smooth Criminal” again? No. That song wasn’t even good when they covered it years ago. I hope I didn’t spend money on that song.
Since I’ve been in college I’ve noticed one thing about the general population of students here: they all have smartphones. Whether they have iPhones, Blackberrys, Treos or Palms, every parent is forking over an extra $30+ a month for their kid to have the internet on their cell phone. I’m sure that “gotta have it” attitude that their kids have about smartphones makes...
Ravens Quarterback Status
Kyle Boller - Awful, shoulder injury, probably out for the season (awesome!) Troy Smith - Out for a week or two because he got his tonsils out. Who the hell gets their tonsils out in their 20’s? Who the hell gets their tonsils out anymore anyway? Joe Flacco - Rookie, not good yet, probably going to start the last pre-season game and possibly the season opener. This is going to be a long...
Apple, get it together
After over a month and a half with MobileMe I’m still extremely dissatisfied. I paid $70 a year for a broken “cloud application” that’s supposed to work seamlessly with my MacBook and iPhone. Come on, Apple, get it together! There’s no reason that I should make appointments on the web version of MobileMe only to discover them assigned to different times when they...
Last night I dreamt about the following: I cried and said goodbye to a football/basketball coach. He told me he was proud of me and thanked me for playing football. Then he cried into my shirt, kind of like Big Bob from Fight Club. I was watching Rambo on TV but then all of a sudden I was a guy walking around Vietnam scaring Vietnamese women and biting their ears (?). I ran around trying to...
I don’t know why but I found myself wondering this morning what the z-index function of CSS was. Why I didn’t know already, I have no idea. My site looks better now; it looks complete now that it has a sidebar.
There’s really nothing better than college sports. Rankings don’t mean as much as they should, anything can happen at any time. I just watched last year’s game where Colorado (as terrible as they were) upset the #4 team in the country, Oklahoma. College Football kicks off this weekend at CU and there’s a air and a buzz here that you can’t quite explain. People want...
I need to go to Starbucks, get off of campus internet and steal me some MGMT. They’re good.
Ben Harper - Having Wings
Remember when the Tumblr dashboard looked decent?
Barack Obama and John McCain are both left handed.
Look at the final product and look at the thing that you stick inside– My calculus teacher. Best out of context quote ever? Yes.