danhacker: Mark Wahlberg is ‘Max Payne’ this fall! If that wasn’t enough hilarity, the cast list to ‘Max Payne’ is makes me giggle. Mila Kunis (love interest? Defiantly) Beau Bridges (Possible Villain, hmm…?) Ludacris (Possible best friend who dies? likely) Donal Logue (Underrated actor) Chris O’Donnell (Bad actor) Nelly Furtado (Playing the part of the “Man-eater”) And a couple of facts: Mark Wahlberg was terrible in ‘The Happening’. Max Payne is a videogame which means this movie will most likely be unwatchable Ludachris will play the token first person (read: black guy) to die in the movie that’s close to the main character. And Mila Kunis? Nelly Furtado?  What the fuck? Max Payne the game capitalized on The Matrix’s “bullet time” and plenty of headshots, blood and gore. The movie will either be unwatchable and hilarious or fast-paced and badass like the end of Wanted.

danhacker:

Mark Wahlberg is ‘Max Payne’ this fall!

If that wasn’t enough hilarity, the cast list to ‘Max Payne’ is makes me giggle.

  • Mila Kunis (love interest? Defiantly)
  • Beau Bridges (Possible Villain, hmm…?)
  • Ludacris (Possible best friend who dies? likely)
  • Donal Logue (Underrated actor)
  • Chris O’Donnell (Bad actor)
  • Nelly Furtado (Playing the part of the “Man-eater”)

And a couple of facts:

  1. Mark Wahlberg was terrible in ‘The Happening’.
  2. Max Payne is a videogame which means this movie will most likely be unwatchable

Ludachris will play the token first person (read: black guy) to die in the movie that’s close to the main character. And Mila Kunis? Nelly Furtado?  What the fuck?

Max Payne the game capitalized on The Matrix’s “bullet time” and plenty of headshots, blood and gore. The movie will either be unwatchable and hilarious or fast-paced and badass like the end of Wanted.

Source: danhacker