Taco Bell

I came up with an idea earlier this afternoon: how much Taco Bell would someone have to eat to physically lose control of their bowels and shit themselves.

After talking about it for a while the question turned into not how much but what would be the the right combination of deliciousness from the Taco Bell menu that would make your colon and asshole stop cooperating.

I don’t know the answer (and I don’t plan to find out anytime soon) but the combination definitely involves their spicy chicken burrito.