Things that could use innovation

Innovation is happening every day all around us but there are certain things that never get touched. Who knows what kind of a bright future certain products have that have maintained their shape and same features for decades. Here are some products that could use a tweak or two:

  1. Toilets - Sure the Japanese have ones with heated seats that squirt your butt so you don’t have to wipe too much but what about the Americans? If you haven’t noticed lately, we’re a little porkier than your average country. Greece eats healthy, we eat In-N-Out. What about self-expanding toilets. They’d have to be made of a stretchable plastic so as the fatty sits on the john, it would do some super-smart computer calculations and expand the size of the seat so that whomever could shit comfortably.
  2. Beds - We have high beds, low beds, bunk beds, trundle beds but what about slanted beds. No one wants to sleep like a spaceman because that’s basically standing up but what about sleeping at a 45 degree angle? You wake up and have to pee, just push off of your bed and you’ll be walking towards the bathroom in no time. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might be able to throw another position into the Kama Sutra. No one’s really gotten down on a slanted surface before, at least not in the bedroom.

If you have the ins to either industry and wind up putting one of these into prodution, I just want a measely 60% of the profits. K?