Michael Vick, scum of the Earth, is bankrupt in prison - but how?

Amount jailed star quarterback Michael Vick spent from July ‘06 to July ‘08, according to recent bankruptcy papers: $17.7 million.

Amount of that time he was in prison: 8 months.

Pay, per hour, Vick gets for washing pots and pans at Leavenworth: 12 cents.

Cost of a bottle of Shelter Blend Flower Essence aromatherapy used for “anxious, worried or easily stressed” dogs at the sanctuary: $27.50.

Number of hours Vick would have to work to afford a bottle of Flower Essence: 230.

I think I speak for everyone when I say this: Fuck you Michael Vick, fuck you.

  1. zackshapiro posted this