Vin Diesel Is The Greatest Actor of Our Generation

Forget giving Heath Ledger the posthumously Oscar for his role in The Dark Night, give it to Vin Diesel. Why? Vin Diesel’s got balls. Cajones.

Vin’s not afraid to make movies like Pitch Black and The Fast and the Furious, movies that Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan would stay far away from. He knows that his movies aren’t big name blockbusters like The Green Mile and Gigli but he gives his movies everything he has. Vin works his ass off and for what? Laughs? No.

Diesel not only has the most manly (or homosexual) last name in Hollywood, he looks the part. Vin would bite off Sean William Scott’s calf for an ounce of respect in Hollywood and gets zero because no one will take his cinematic endeavors seriously! It’s time that the Vin Diesel fans rise up and speak out! Don’t let Ledget take the Oscar that Diesel deserves! I don’t even know what movies Vin has made this year but I’m sure he made one and I’m sure it was stellar. Give the man a god damned shiny gold statue commemorating his incredible acting ventures so he can advertise in future commercials that he was picked by the Academy for doing something brilliant.