Reasons Why George Bush’s Autobiography Will Never See The Light of Day

  1. By the time he’s out of office everyone in America will likely detest him.
  2. Have you heard him speak? Now imagine him trying to spell. George Bush is the the only person in America that could break Microsoft Word.
  3. Dick Cheney will most likely kill George before he can type the name of the Vice President in the opening chapter.
  4. Oliver Stone already made a less-than-compelling movie, think about how mundane the book would be.
  5. The publishers will turn him away after he writes a completely fictional account of the past eight years which will include Stephen Colbert in his cabinet, the fact that he freed South Africa from the Incas in his foreign policy and fighting Hillary Clinton in Las Vegas for ESPN’s Friday Night Fights as a description of his leisure time.

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