Dear Guy Who Updates His Facebook Status Twelve Times in Five Minutes

Dear Guy Who Updates His Facebook Status Twelve Times in Five Minutes,

Your vague statements and your crappy metaphors don’t let anyone into your boring life, if that’s what you’re trying to do. We don’t want to figure out what song that line came from the middle of and we don’t try to connect that to whatever is going on with you.

Stop it.

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